Ancient Pimple Poppers: Acne Treatments Through The Years

A painful and probably ineffective acne treatment , circa 1700: the cauterization with brandy. (Pierre Barbier/Roger Viollet via Getty Images)

It might seem like a uniquely modern concern, but acne has troubled the epidermally challenged throughout history. Today, we treat breakouts with patches and potions specifically designed by scientists for such purposes, but just about every culture had its own folk remedies, and some of them sound worse than just living with a few pimples.

Ancient Acne Treatments

Ancient Greek physician Theodosius wrote that wiping one's face with a damp cloth at the exact moment a falling star appeared in the sky would erase a zit, but in the absence of falling stars, the Ancient Greeks harvested salt from the Dead Sea to absorb acne-causing oil, among other things. Alongside the Ancient Egyptians and Mesopotamians, they also used mixtures of sulfur to treat breakouts. It was an extreme solution, as sulfur smells like a rotten egg inside a used gym sock inside a septic tank, but it absorbs oil, restores pH balance, opens clogged pores, and eliminates bacteria that causes outbreaks, so it was also an effective one. Even some modern skin care products contain sulfur.

More pleasant (if occasionally questionable) remedies were used in other parts of the world, like the Chinese custom of using peach blossoms to drive out pimple-causing demons or ancient Morocco's powdered azurite, a carbonate of antimicrobial and protein-building copper. Ancient Egypt, long known for their cosmetic achievements, were particularly skilled in skin care. Both Cleopatra and Nefertiti supposedly used aloe vera as part of their routines, and King Tut's physicians recommended honey for his boy-king breakouts, both of which have since been proven to possess acne-fighting properties. King Tut was even entombed with jars of honey. Apparently, it was important for him to have clear skin in the afterlife.