The Burning Of Washington: When The British Attacked The White House
By | July 17, 2021
The War of 1812 erupted after a series of trade disputes, thanks to Napoleon's nonstop military campaign across central Europe, which eventually left the British desperate enough to effectively kidnap American sailors and enlist them in their army. Meanwhile, Great Britain was also lending a helping hand to the Native Americans in an effort to stave off the ever-encroaching Western settlers. Obviously, this didn't please the United States, so for the first time, the young nation declared war on a foreign country.
It wasn't until 1814, however, after the defeat of Napoleon, that the English finally set their sights on the U.S. capital, desiring to punish America for looting several Canadian towns, most notably during the Battle of York. You would think the Americans would have some kind of ironclad plan to protect Washington, D.C. from invasion, but as the U.S. Army hadn't really fought any major conflict since the country gained independence, they were sloppy. They proved little more than an annoyance to the British, who all but walked into the city like they still owned the place. Seriously, at one point, the 63-year-old President James Madison rode into battle armed with two pistols but was abandoned by his militia men when the British started shooting rockets their way.
Meanwhile, Dolley Madison was setting up an extravagant dinner for what she wrongly assumed would be a celebration when she got word that the British were coming and people were abandoning the city. Officials were in a flurry, with many grabbing whatever important documents they could, namely the Declaration of Independence. Dolley left many of her own belongings behind in favor of saving the Landsdown portrait, an iconic life-size painting of George Washington, which had to be ripped out of its massive frame, as it was tightly screwed to the wall.
The First Lady lamented the fact that she was forced to flee the sacred house due to the army's choice to abandon the city, writing, "I confess that I was so unfeminine as to be free from fear and willing to remain in the castle! If I could have had a cannon through every window; but alas! Those who should have placed them there fled before me, and my whole heart mourned for my country!"
When the British made it to the White House, they were pleased to find the banquet Dolley had laid out for Madison and devoured it themselves. They stole small decorations and clothing as souvenirs before stacking the furniture in a pile and dumping massive amounts of gunpowder. They set the mansion ablaze, along with the Library of Congress, the Supreme Court, the Capitol Building, and the Treasury. They were kind enough to leave the Patent Office untouched, because y'know, inventions are cool, but they did steal every "C" from the local newspaper printing house so they'd be unable to write unfavorable stories about the invading British General Cockburn.