These Escaped Mutant Crayfish Clones Have Overtaken A Belgian Cemetery

By Jacob Shelton
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This may sound like a B-movie from the 1950s, but no, right here in 2020, mutant crayfish are wreaking havoc on a Belgian cemetery. They're threatening the biodiversity of the area, may eat their way out of the cemetery and into the surrounding town if they're not stopped, and seem to be breeding at an ungodly rate without need for a male. It's like Jurassic Park except much scarier because it's 100% more real.

Attack Of The Clones

Sadly, the crayfish's mutation didn't come from a green sludge or toxic goo but their exposure to various parts of the world. Similar to the slough crayfish found in Florida, these crayfish are parthenogenetic, which means they asexually reproduce identical female offspring. It's not entirely clear how the queen crayfish came to be, but it's most likely that she was born 25 years ago and began a birthing cycle that created a ton of crayfish clones, many of which are now terrorizing the Schoonselhof Cemetery in Belgium, which is home to 1,577 British commonwealth soldiers killed in World War II. Have some respect, queen crayfish.

Is it really that bad that a bunch of genetically mutated crayfish clones are running rampant around a cemetery? Yes. 100%. It's very bad. These nocturnal crayfish, which are about four inches long, only do two things: devour whatever flora they can find and make babies. As they eat their way across Belgium, buffet-style, they're also destroying the land. If there's a crayfish population surge, the entire ecosystem can be disrupted. It's a good thing that's exactly what's happening.