Griffith J. Griffith: The Man Behind LA's Griffith Observatory Was An Absolute Monster
By | September 16, 2019
Nestled in the Hollywood Hills sits a famous icon visited and adored by millions. It's not the Hollywood sign but Griffith Observatory. Every night, Angelenos and tourists crowd the observation deck to see the glittering lights of Los Angeles. Many visit, but few know about the troubled man responsible for it all: Griffith Jenkins Griffith. Although he donated the land and money for the park, no plaques or portraits mention that he was a murderous, alcoholic monster.
In 1896, Griffith J. Griffith gifted 3,015 acres of his land to the city of Los Angeles. Hiking wasn't exactly a popular pastime in 1896, when Los Angeles looked much like a farm town, but still, it was a large swath of land. While it seemed generous, Griffith simply tossed away property that wouldn't earn him a buck. A man who made his fortune in oil, he made several attempts at monetizing the area. He even put an ostrich farm on a spot near the Los Angeles River. At the time, ostrich feathers fetched $5 a piece for women's fashion, so he brought 34 of the gangly birds onsite. To supplement the feather business, Griffith turned his birds into a sort of zoo. Visitors came to see the ostriches, but what they really loved to do was feed the hapless birds whole oranges and watch them slide down their long, fleshy necks. Apparently, the orange-tossing business wasn't sustainable, and the whole operation shut down in 1889.
After Griffith shut down his awkward ostrich farm, he promptly moved on to attempting to murder his wife, Mary Agnes Christina "Tina" Mesmer. In 1903, while on vacation in Santa Monica with his wife and son, Griffith waltzed into their hotel room and announced to his wife that he was going to kill her. While holding a revolver, Griffith declared "Get your prayer book and kneel down and cover your eyes. I'm going to shoot you." He added "... and going to kill you" to avoid any confusion.
What caused Griffith's murderous rage? How could a man bring himself to execute his own wife on vacation? The answer lies in a healthy dose of alcoholism and paranoia. Griffith J. Griffith thought his wife was trying to poison him and steal his money. Furthermore, he believed that Tina took direct orders from not a charming Hollywood celebrity, not a rival oil baron, but the Pope. Apparently, the root of this absolutely unhinged conspiracy theory rested in their separate religions: Griffith was Protestant, and his wife, Tina, was Catholic. That's it. Griffith possessed no evidence of foul play, but he did possess a rotten brain from years of alcohol abuse.